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    Monday, December 31, 2007

    On the Beach at Rose Parade 2008

    Mixed Meters brings you pictures of preparations to watch tomorrow's Rose Parade - along Colorado and Sierra Madre Boulevards in Pasadena. It seems to me that spending an entire night on a Pasadena street is like going to the beach. At the least the equipment is similar.

    Before Rose Parade 2008 (c) David Ocker
    Before Rose Parade 2008 (c) David Ocker
    There are rules for the parade watchers - which include NOT throwing tortillas at people in the parade.

    In the upper right corner of the next picture you can see snow in the mountains. Click any picture to make it grow.

    Beach Umbrella - Before Rose Parade 2008 (c) David Ocker
    Beach Umbrella - Before Rose Parade 2008 (c) David Ocker
    I've posted more pictures at Flickr including pictures of Recreational Vehicles and Porta-Potties all in a row.

    Beach Chairs - Before Rose Parade 2008 (c) David Ocker
    Beach Blankets - Before Rose Parade 2008 (c) David Ocker
    Mixed Meters' pictures from the 2007 Parade are here.

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    Saturday, December 29, 2007

    Schmap?

    Schmap? Yep. It's a website. A travel website. They asked my permission to include my picture of a sign reading "Magnet Therapy Here" which was taken at the Hilo Farmer's Market. I agreed.

    Here's the picture as it appeared on Flickr and Schmap (What is happening to our poor language in the name of business names which do not provoke lawsuits?)

    Magnet Therapy Here - Hilo Farmers Market (c) David Ocker
    Here's the direct link to Schmap's Hilo page. Apparently they use Flickr to find travel photos. Cheaper than hiring a professional travel photographer. They gave me credit and linked to my picture on Flickr. Thanks, Mr. & Ms. Schmap!

    Confession: I Photoshopped this picture heavily. You can see why if you look at the original unretouched (but reduced in size) photo. The sun was shining through the sign and it isn't really advertising "Magnet Therapy" - although I'm guessing it once did. It really says "Parking $1" on the other side. (Click any pic to enlarge of course.)

    Parking $1 - Hilo Farmers Market (c) David Ocker
    MORE HAWAII PICTURES ON FLICKR !!!

    And by the way, I've recently uploaded even more pictures I took in Hawaii to Flickr. Click here for the whole darn collection. They run the gamut; you don't know what to expect. I might add yet a few more as time goes by, but basically in my mind, this project is finished.

    MORE PICTURES OF THE HILO FARMERS MARKET !!!

    These will give you a better idea of what it was like. One side was fruits and vegetables, many of them familiar to me. The other side was filled with tourist crap. You'll have to imagine the intense heat and humidity on your own.

    Hilo Farmers Market - (c) David Ocker
    Hilo Farmers Market - (c) David Ocker
    Unattended Children Will Be Sold (c) David Ocker
    I wish I had gotten a picture of the guys dressed in full Scottish regalia (um, like, kilts) -selling traditional musical instruments of the British Isles. Click here or here for who it might have been. Maybe.

    Hilo Farmers Market Green Beans - (c) David Ocker
    Hilo Farmers Market Rambutan - (c) David Ocker
    Rambutan? Thank you, no. I didn't care for them.

    Visiting Hilo? We enjoyed our stay at the Bay House B & B in Hilo and dinner at Cafe Pesto.

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    Tuesday, December 25, 2007

    Found Cartoon - Fink

    The poor condition of this 5 miles-per-hour sign, at our local high school, has always intrigued me. But today a little piece of paper was attached to it. Turned out to be an inexplicable cartoon, possibly of a small bee or insect possibly named "Fink". Fink has big eyes and wings and is outlined in yellow highlighter. You can decide what you think it is.

    5 mph sign with Fink cartoon attached
    Fink cartoon
    Click the pics to make them larger. Here's another recent found cartoon "It looks at the atom".

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    Monday, December 24, 2007

    30 Second Spots - Jingle Bills

    It's become a Mixed Meters Tradition to post some of my original holiday music - this year again based on a tune you'll recognize. What could it be?

    A penguin on an igloo for Christmas
    It's just the right length for holiday music (30 seconds exactly). It will leave you in a state of unsatisfaction, wanting more; asking for another 5, maybe 10, seconds at least.




    Want more alternative holiday music?

    The best Christmas song ever (seriously) - Joseph Spence does Santa Claus Is Coming To Town. There are some other good Christmas tunes here - like by Zoogz Rift.

    the Christmas Trinity - Santa, Snowman and Penguin
    Another great Christmas song - Santa's Secret by Johnny Guarneri and Slam Stewart.. More tunes in the same vein at that site also. (BTW - Santa's secret is something that he smokes.)

    the Christmas Trinity - Santa, Snowman and PenguinAnd of course I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas. Doesn't everyone.

    the Christmas Trinity - Santa, Snowman and Penguin
    CHRISTMAS PENGUINS

    I've posted a collection of pictures of Christmas Penguins at this link. Most have not not seen the light of Mixed Meters before. I have more pictures that I will add later.

    Mixed Meters is one of the few blogs on the Internet (or anywhere else) to celebrate the elevation of Penguins into the Christmas Zoological Trio - Santa Clauses, Snowmen and Penguins. The Penguins are usually wearing a scarf or Santa hat - and are colored blue as often as black.

    Last year's post Stalking the Christmas Penguin explains why Christmas Penguins will confuse the geographically-challenged American public.

    Another MM post with pictures of Christmas Penguins. And another. which deals mostly with Christmas music at S'bucks. By the way, as far as I know, Starbucks never played a Hannukah tune this year, not that I expected one. But they did play one classical piece (just one) - Fur Elise by LvB. (That's one more classical piece than they play the rest of the year.)

    Last year's Mixed Meters Christmas Music: two 3-Minute Climaxes - Jingle Bulls and Jungle Bells.


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    Wednesday, December 19, 2007

    Fascism - Then and Now

    I'm hard on the books I read. I don't/won't/can't spend much of my time reading, I carry whatever books I finally decide to read around with me for months finding a few minutes here or there for a chance to read a few pages now or then.

    I cram books in my computer bag. I crush, crumple and bend them. I spill things on them, mostly coffee. Books probably hate me. The ones I pick definitely are not new when I finish with them. Do not loan me a book whose condition you value.

    Our current U.S. administration has gotten a bad rap - deservedly so, in my opinion. George W. Bush may be the worst president ever. Critics of America's lurch to the right have occasionally compared George II to Hitler. (Here's a listing.)

    I was very concerned whether there was any truth to this comparison. How much should I worry.? I decided to read a book to find out.

    I choose a 3-volume history of the Nazis by Richard J. Evans. The first book, The Coming of the Third Reich, is about the Weimar Republic and how the Nazis managed to get into power in the first place (they never won a fair election but they did beat a lot of people up).

    Richard J Evans - The Third Reich in Power cover
    I just finished the second book, The Third Reich in Power, which covers the "peacetime" years of Nazi control, 1933 to 1939. It deals with the consolidation of the dictatorship and the intentional redirection of an entire nation towards inevitable war under a single political party.

    Just over 700 pages of text is not very much when you're describing all the ebbs and flows of an entire country in the throes of turbulent change, but Evans' style is easy to read and he organizes his material clearly.

    The third book by Evans (about World War II) hasn't been announced yet. I wonder how the story will turn out.

    The Germany described in these books was more bizarre and more malevolent than any possible future United States. There are a lot of jaw-dropping moments in The Third Reich in Power. You could never make stuff like this up and expect anyone to believe you. Far from showing me how the U.S. and Nazi Germany were alike, these books reveal the extent of the differences.

    My suggestion to a person making a comparison of the US and the Nazis would be "Go read a book." Evans' books would be a good choice, but any book would probably suffice. Then remind that person that the U.S., unlike Germany in the 30s, has had a functional, albeit imperfect, democracy for an awfully long time.

    For example, we can all be pretty sure that, come the evening of January 20, 2009, George II Bush will no longer be POTUS. The selection of his successor, although it will have been infused with outright lies, insidious half-truths, unreasoning emotion, blind faith and sky-scraping mountain ranges of big money both foreign and domestic, will not have involved widespread bloodshed or mass imprisonment. Maybe a little computer fraud and some intimidation of potential voters who don't speak the English so good. The US is a long way from perfect.

    George W Bush praying with the spirits of Washington and Lincoln
    Still, while reading The Third Reich in Power I was aware of one troubling similarity with contemporary America: Faith.

    The intense irrational faith of the Nazis (that their race was superior and destined to rule the world) seems to parallel the intense irrational faith prevalent in the U.S. today (that our country has been chosen by God to lead the world.) Hitler said he was chosen by "Providence". We just use the word "God" instead. If America's faith in ourselves, aided and abetted by a bit of frenzy whipped up by the corporate media, somehow gets US into marching in lockstep then anything could happen. We could even go to war half way around the world for no good reason. (Saddam was not harboring Al Queda.)

    Oh right. I was talking about faith. Here's a quote (in this post) by an "Ex-Southern Conservative" Christian who was discussing the 2004 Presidential election:
    If I were still a conservative Christian I can tell you exactly how this election would look to me right now. Kerry is an immoral man of the World, and I thank God that Bush, a man of clear moral integrity who is out to defeat Satan regardless of the forces that stand in his way, has been blessed with victory. He didn't win the election--God chose him as the leader of this nation.
    Sinclair Lewis said
    "When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross."
    I'm not suggesting anything is inevitable - we have a long way to go before "it", meaning something as bad as Nazism, can happen here in the United States. I think it would be a good idea if we made sure that "it" doesn't ever happen here. The best way of making sure is not to deny the possibility.

    Tennessee replica of Statue of Liberty holding a cross
    Beyond the issue of faith, I found the Nazi treatment of the arts, especially music, particularly interesting in The Third Reich in Power.

    Among the interesting bits Evans tells how Hitler once gave Nazi officials one thousand free tickets to Der Meistersinger. Hardly any of them showed up and the Leader was furious. So the next year he made attendance mandatory. The officers showed up and fell asleep. Apparently lower echelon Nazis didn't care much for the music of Richard Wagner. After that Hitler had the tickets sold to the opera-going public (pp.200-201).

    The subject I found most disturbing, for obvious personal reasons, was Nazi policy toward Jews. Never more than 1% of German population, Jews were cast by Nazi propaganda as the cause of every problem. By 1939 Germany was largely free of Jews thanks to draconian legal discrimination and carefully orchestrated violence. But in early 1939 Hitler made his first public reference to what would happen later, saying that a world war would result in "the annihilation of the Jewish race in Europe." (pp.603-604)

    Looking back from the United States of 2007, a Golden Age for Jews who have achieved more wealth, influence and equality than in any other society ever, it is really essential for all Americans to remember how evil another country could become.

    A nation of well-meaning people were led to do bad things in the name of Providence and Fatherland. Let's make sure nothing similar happens here in the name of God and Homeland Security.




    Other Mixed Meters posts referring to Hitler or Nazis:

    The story about the Statue of Liberty replica with a cross is here.
    The praying George II counseled by the spirits of George Washington and Abe Lincoln comes from the Presidential Prayer Team.
    A fascinating article about Israeli Nazi-themed pornographic novels is here.


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    Wednesday, December 12, 2007

    30 Second Spots - Boarding Pass

    I ended my trip to Palo Alto/Stanford University/Dinkelspiel Auditorium/Son of Chamber Symphony by sitting in the San Jose International Airport for too many hours.

    So I whipped out the laptop and wrote this piece, Boarding Pass , which I named after the little piece of paper without which you cannot go through security into the "concourse" nor can you board a plane out of the "concourse."

    A concourse is like purgatory ("a place of temporary suffering"). The difference is that I've been in a concourse. I guess that makes the boarding pass a kind of sacred scroll.

    Here's a panoramic picture that I took in a concourse at the Burbank Airport on the same trip (click it to make it bigger).

    CNBC Newstand at Burbank Airport(c) David Ocker
    In the San Jose airport you could hear announcements from adjacent boarding gates with equal clarity. Curiously, the people making these announcements were not aware of this and, as a result, I was often reminded of a Glenn Gould radio show. I don't think this image affected the music of Boarding Pass.





    Copyright (c) December 1, 2007 by David Ocker 43 Seconds

    Here's another picture of Dinkelspiel Auditorium. It reminds me of the word "autumnal". The previous Mixed Meters post and 30 Second Spot entitled Dinkelspiel is here.

    Shadows in the lobby of Dinkelspiel Auditorium Stanford University (c) David Ocker




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    Friday, December 07, 2007

    Days of Infamy

    December 7 ("a date which will live in infamy") has to move over to make room for new days of infamy. Click here for a Google search to see how the term is being used. Clearly 9/11 is in second place in the Day of Infamy pantheon. The day Gene Robinson was consecrated an Episcopal bishop is gaining ground. Clearly it's getting easier to make a day infamous than it used to be.

    NOAA ship Oscar Elton Sette in Pearl Harbor Sept 2007
    News reminders about the anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor reminded me that I had visited Ford Island in the middle of Pearl Harbor on our trip to Hawaii in September 2007. The NOAA ship (the Oscar Elton Sette) that Leslie traveled on was docked there. Her equipment needed to get on board. I went along as a schlepper.

    Pearl Harbor panorama looking west from Ford Island Sept 2007
    Here are two composite panorama shots. The top one is looking west into Pearl Harbor from the NOAA ship. Here is a page about the attacks that happened on this side of the island. (The Arizona was on the other side.)

    Below is the lab in which Leslie worked. You can see NOAA diver Amy Hall with Leslie behind her. The two panorama pictures are the same size but the harbor is big and open while the lab is small and cramped.

    Laboratory on the Oscar Elton Sette
    Ford Island is usually off-limits to the public - not that there's much to see. Visitors are ferried out to the Arizona Memorial by boat. Here's the Memorial.

    Arizona Memorial in Pearl Harbor
    Here are some of the historic buildings on Ford Island. There is a plan to restore these buildings (they need it) and make them a Pacific center for NOAA. (Click here.)

    Building on Ford Island Sept 2007
    Building on Ford Island Sept 2007
    Hanger door on Ford Island Sept 2007
    Building on Ford Island Sept 2007
    All the pictures get bigger when you click them - especially the panorama shots. Many of the pictures were taken from a moving truck.

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    Wednesday, December 05, 2007

    30 Second Spots - Flight of the Rhino

    Instead of attending another new music concert last night I opted to write another short piece at Starbucks.

    The night before I had asked barista Lindsay to name my piece; she called it The Medallion. (go to it) When barista Israel heard us talking he was quite animated in suggesting that the title should have been "Flight of the Rhino". But once I choose a title I don't often change them. It seemed more appropriate to write another piece in order to save Izzy's excellent title.

    Reclining Rhino at LA Zoo (c) David Ocker
    When I played Flight of the Rhino for Izzy he said (more or less) "It's just the way I imagined it in my dream. He's wearing glasses and a cape." Not that he told me anything about that before I wrote the music.

    When I played FotR for Leslie she said "That's painful." Maybe she was responding to the gratuitous use of microtones. I suspect this piece requires a sequel: Landing of the Rhino. Stay tuned.

    Copyright (c) December 4, 2007 - David Ocker - 42 seconds.





    Meanwhile, yesterday's post The Medallion got a curious response from Daniel Wolf, proprietor of Renewable Music. I can understand his confusion at my blythe concatenation of several of my own issues into the introductory paragraph while glibbly omitting any background.

    When Leslie read his comment she said "Honey, somebody takes you seriously." She says she meant it as a joke, but I think she was surprised. I'm always surprised when someone takes me seriously.

    The Rhino's Butt at the LA Zoo (c) David OckerHere's Daniels comment in purple prose:
    I'm afraid you've completely lost me with this post. You've implicitly criticized music that not only you haven't heard but that you've now gone out of your way not to hear, and along the way used "European" as an epithet and put another composer down just because you haven't heard of him. Can it simply be that somewhere along the line you lost your faith and/or interest in new music? (It happens, so what?) But instead of putting your energy into making, studying, or promoting the music that you do like, you're stuck in the rut of putting down the music you no longer like.

    There are too many forces out there there trying to strike down the music that other people happen to like to make, and not enough forces out there simply putting music they cherish out there without acting as if music were a zero-sum game. Music ain't a zero sum game, and playing it that way is needlessly mean-spirited.
    I started to write a response but it became instantly clear I would need ages to complete it. Instead, I used my Starbucks time to write down some short declarative sentences about where my head is at in my imaginary career as a failed composer. I'm suspect they will also be provocative.

    As I was writing I realized that I was creating a manifesto. Here it is folks, in no coherent order:

    THE MIXED MANIFESTO
    1. I lost my faith in new music years ago. Also my respect for certain "important" composers.
    2. I did not lose my interest in new music although I expected to.
    3. Living with this faithless interest has become the central issue of my middle-age creative musicianship.
    4. I believe music can and should be challenging and involving and beautiful and provocative without being ponderous or academic.
    5. There is a certain existential tension between these ideas and the way I earn my living: as a copyist of new pieces by "important" composers.
    6. I no longer enjoy attending concerts. Exceptions do occur.
    7. I prefer listening to recordings. iPod is good.

      Lion at the LA Zoo (c) David Ocker
    8. My time is limited. Life is short. Too short to listen to ugly music.
    9. I feel fully qualified to predict from the music I already know whether I will enjoy music I haven't heard yet. You can't listen to everything. You have to have favorites. If you don't like something, sa